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This is where I want to be right now.

This is where I want to be right now.

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theclassyissue:

The Wolf of Wall Street Official Trailer

It’ll be so good, and most likely because it’s true.

13th Jun 2013 | 104 notes

guardianmusic:

A SHORT FILM ABOUT CASSETTES

A great new piece from Noisey for anyone who has a soft spot for a C90. CS

Super cool sound. Self note: Remember Awesome Tapes from Africa.

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ucbbook:

CONAN O’BRIEN: Amy Poehler first popped for us [on Late Night] because someone had the idea for a character who’s a huge, over-the-top Conan fan who has a mouth retainer. The piece would always go the same way: She would be over–the-top, and then I’d finally say, “I’m too old for you,” and suddenly, her whole demeanor would change, just like a cloud would pass over her face, and then she would become demonically angry and rage at me [laughs.]. It’s a funny idea, but it’s all in the performance. And Amy would absolutely destroy it every time. She was completely unknown—she didn’t have the benefit of the crowd saying, “Hey, look, it’s Amy Poehler.” But she hit it out of the park every time.

Good times Poehler.

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cracked: That 20 lb. lobster you’re about to gobble down? It’s actually a delicious, 140-year-old sex machine. 6 Unassuming Animals That Are Secretly Immortal  #6. Lobsters Don’t Actually Get Older, Just Bigger (And Hornier) [T]he bizarre thing about lobsters is that they don’t really age, in the sense that they don’t get weaker or start getting arthritis in their claws as time passes. Instead, they just keep getting bigger and bigger. That’s how you can wind up eating the meat of a creature that was born just after the Civil War and who, had it been captured earlier, could have realistically been eaten by Thomas Edison.…When they grow so big that their shells can no longer contain them, they simply shed it and grow a new one and keep on trucking. In fact, scientists believe that lobsters only get hornier and more fertile the “older” they get. We now ask you to imagine a hypothetical 700-year lobster down in some undiscovered depth of the world, meeting another colossus the same age … and boning. Read More    I now wish I was a lobster, constantly growing, shedding skin, and getting hornier.

cracked:

That 20 lb. lobster you’re about to gobble down? It’s actually a delicious, 140-year-old sex machine.

6 Unassuming Animals That Are Secretly Immortal 

#6. Lobsters Don’t Actually Get Older, Just Bigger (And Hornier)

[T]he bizarre thing about lobsters is that they don’t really age, in the sense that they don’t get weaker or start getting arthritis in their claws as time passes. Instead, they just keep getting bigger and bigger. That’s how you can wind up eating the meat of a creature that was born just after the Civil War and who, had it been captured earlier, could have realistically been eaten by Thomas Edison.
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When they grow so big that their shells can no longer contain them, they simply shed it and grow a new one and keep on trucking.

In fact, scientists believe that lobsters only get hornier and more fertile the “older” they get. We now ask you to imagine a hypothetical 700-year lobster down in some undiscovered depth of the world, meeting another colossus the same age … and boning.

Read More   

I now wish I was a lobster, constantly growing, shedding skin, and getting hornier.

(Source: cracked.com)

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pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

I’m in.

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